How to handle women part II

In the cold winter days I tend to have plenty of tea, coffee and everything liquid, that can warm you up. Since I am pretty talkative I like to do it in company. Friendly company. So, I sat down with sort of a friend of mine. Sort of, because we see each other so rarely, however, we have managed to bare with our atypical relationship for years. She mentioned something has happened to her and she needed someone to talk to, hence the tea time in the city centre.

Recently she has been thinking about sleeping with her long time friend. She knew him for years, fancied him even longer and that was that. The feeling turned out to be mutual, yet they have remained just friends. Until very recently. The passion went through the roof and there was no way to resist the inevitable... I almost didn't dare to ask how was it. Almost. Her expression made me think in was Amazing with a capital A. Her nod confirmed it. So, what went wrong that a drink with me was in total need...? He didn't call, didn't text.
Oh...! I forgot to mention. She has someone. A boyfriend. A boyfriend that's not her longtime friend she was banging. But that doesn't change the post-sex protocol, that every man should know. No matter if you're rolling in the hay with married, single or just boyfriend-ized woman.

Lesson no. 1

Check how she is. Especially if she has a boyfriend and you have known her since you were practically kids. She will need support. She has just done a horrible thing (the cheating part, I mean) and she has poor sleep quality, let alone quantity. Just send the f*** message. Take her to a coffee. I believe there are not many people she can talk about this precise night. Yes? Yes.
That goes also for single women. Just let her know you are thinking about her. Unless it was a one-night stand and you don't even know her name. Or she doesn't know yours. And you don't have each other's numbers. Emails. Whatever.

Lesson no. 2

From what I heard, if the sex is amazing, you will probably try to repeat the deed regardless the immoral taste it left behind. If the feeling was mutual, you should let her know. And plan ahead. The kinky part. 
If the feeling wasn't mutual... Well, that's where you start ignoring her. And that can have consequences on the friendship. At least for a while. Mending it is difficult and time consuming. However, possible.


After re-reading these paragraphs, I have realized I am pretty immoral. No lectures about being a cheating girlfriend, no sermon, no nothing. Well, I am not the one to judge. We will have to leave that for other occasions.

xoxo

Necessity of sharing...

My very dear friend moved to LA some time ago and she is facing "funny" questions all the time, especially about her home country Slovenia. So, I decided to post her response to all the "smart" questions...

I am from SLOVENIA, THAT IS IN EUROPE.

NO, it's not next to Russia.
NO, Europe is not a country.
NO, there is not such thing as "European language".
NO, it's not always cold.
NO, you won't see a bear walking around the house.
YES, we do ALL travel around the world.
YES, we do have cars. 
YES, we do have TV and COMPUTERS (even Macs and stuff).
NO, we don't have so fat people as you have it here.
YES, we do have our own president.
NO, we don't have states.
YES, we do have McDonald's, we just choose not to eat in it 5 times a day.
YES, we do look good every day.
YES, we do expect a man to be a gentleman.
YES, our accent is hot.
NO, we are not playing hard to get we ARE hard to get.
NO, there is no war. 
YES, we celebrate Christmas.
YES, we know everything.
YES, we speak 5 languages.
YES, we are different and amazing ;))

And some additional info here. Check the map, please!

Enjoy. 

xoxo

2013

New year always begins with some kind of promises, resolutions and anything that fits in that group. I have managed to notice that many of you decided to "put to sleep" your Facebook profile. I haven't decided yet if that's fine with me, since some of my fans disappeared over night...

Regardless, in 2013 I wish you childlike directness, unforgettable sleepless nights and lots of Nutella. Because all good things come in three...